So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
Girls should come with a carfax report
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Randomize
