4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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