but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Randomize
