Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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