I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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