Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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