jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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