And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
