Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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