So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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