Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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