FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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