But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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