I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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