You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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