I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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