I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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