I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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