I wanna bring you to show and tell
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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