her vagine was all disorganized.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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