everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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