Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
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