Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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