Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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