is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
she told me i tasted like america
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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