I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Go christen that room with your naked body.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
