Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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