i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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