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so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
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