Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
My pussy is not your playground.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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