how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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