like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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