3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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