it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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