she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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