I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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