thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
cat food counts as protein by the way
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
