Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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