my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Found your dick twin last night
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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