you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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