Don't you send me to vm
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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