No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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