are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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