Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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