You're so nebulous sometimes
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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