What a fucking waste of an outfit
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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