Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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