I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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