do herpes really smell.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
Randomize
