I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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